The Snail Shell

And in not doing so, I've left unfulfilled my half of the writer/reader bargain (I write things, you read them). However, I never promi...

I can't wait for: PA Culinary Institute open house on Saturday Maryland next weekend? Kuyahoga the Thursday after that New York the next...

Who wants to go to this: Kuyahoga Details: I'd like to get there at 4, or close, to catch the Go! Team, and stay until the end to see th...

Long story short: I brought my bike to Beej's. I have brought it there twice in the past, both times I locked it to the fence on the wa...

1. Write a song as incredibly catchy as "Little Miss Can't Be Wrong" by the Spin Doctors. 2. Make a CD as unabashedly fun as ...

and I made sure it was "Love Shack." On a side note, please disregard the last post; it's true, but it's whiny. I should ...

that's all.

I'm already sedated. It's my name. Hey! I'm in lovely The Villages, Florida, where the sun always shines, there are sometimes b...

Have I mentioned how much I love flying? Maybe it's just because it implies traveling. Maybe because it's a rare treat. Anyway, i...

My grandpa's doing a lot better. He's home, he's walking around a little bit- my mom (who is down there now) says that in a wee...

I don't use capital letters much, but look at this! Where the hell is Matt? In other news, I have not too much to say. Wait, yes I do. ...

First: how's life? I hate coding so much. What am I even doing in this industry? The people at work are pretty cool, and they're ...

This week was turbulent. That's not a bad thing. First, jobwise, because that's easier. It got worse, because I worked for about a...

This job is getting me a bit down. It doesn't make any sense: it's exactly what I feel like I want to be doing. Computer science p...

... is the name of the wireless network I am piggybacking on. (Is that the right word? If not, I can't think of the right word right n...

I will go from the not-so-good to the really good. 1. Mulch. My dad got 5 cubic yards of mulch delivered today, as he does every year. We...

I was in the shower, you know, down time for the ol' noggin, so I decided to create more of my world by naming, categorizing, applying v...

but you can't take the video games out of the kid. Something like that. This week, I've realized why it's fantastic that I hav...

- Most things are arbitrary. Pro sports doubly so. How ridiculous is it to have an event in which a team represents your entire city, and ...

My friend Erik was talking about his hoity-toity ivory-tower professor, who said that about David Copperfield , I think. It sounds like a s...