Cheesecake factory! God!
Point: it tastes good.
Sorta-counterpoint: it kinda does taste good. But it's weird.
Sorta-counterpoint part 2: it's a lot of food.
Flat-out counterpoint: It's god damn gross.
My counterpoint: God DAMN it! God! Who lets this happen?! What kind of ... what kind of brave-new-world-inspired bland-pleasure-dome is this? What the hell! Who runs this company? Who runs this world? STOMP STOMP STOMP aarrrghhh (pounds walls) who decided that their primary virtue would be BEING BIG?! garhg grr arrggh! Gaaaaarrrgghh!